LIMERICKS

• We've been talking about St. Patrick's Day in class. At the end we were writing limericks, those humorous poems that have the same name as the city in Ireland. Here you are our contributions

There was a man from some town

Who always jumped up and down

When we asked him, “Dear sir”

Why are you so hyper?

He looked at us as if we were a clown.

There was a man from Guinea

Who put his bags on his knee

And noticed that it was easy

When his mother was busy

He had to put them on a tree.

There was a man from Japan

who was stealing a pan,

the police searched him

but he hide in a bin

which was full of cans.

There was a man from New York,

who emigrated there for work.

He was too angry,

because he was hungry,

and he ate too much pork.


There was a boy from Hawaii
who surfed in the night
and was attacked by a shark
it was very dark
and finally he died.